Confucius says: Prostitution is probably the only job where freshers are paid more than experienced folks.

Confucius says: Man who over-boozes at farewell, doesn't fare too well.

Confucius says: Beware of the girl who promises you hot and steamy action at night, she will just make you iron her clothes.

Confucius says: Man who plays Holi in college classroom, will be caught "red-handed".

Confucius says: Man who socializes with pretty girls, intends to privatize with them.

Confucius says: Man who overdoses on laxative, is scared to sneeze.

Confucius says: Man who messes around on facebook, loses face and gets booked.

Confucius says: Man who rewrites the rules of strategy, is writing a midterm evaluation paper.

Confucius says: Man who robs bank, gives everyone a run for their money.

Confucius says: Man who sells footwear accessories, works on a shoestring budget.

Confucius says: Man who was dude before marriage, is now subdued.