Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Confucius says: Prostitution is probably the only job where freshers are paid more than experienced folks.


Confucius says: Man who over-boozes at farewell, doesn't fare too well.


Confucius says: Beware of the girl who promises you hot and steamy action at night, she will just make you iron her clothes.


Confucius says: Man who plays Holi in college classroom, will be caught "red-handed".


Confucius says: Man who socializes with pretty girls, intends to privatize with them.


Confucius says: Man who overdoses on laxative, is scared to sneeze.


Confucius says: Man who messes around on facebook, loses face and gets booked.


Confucius says: Man who rewrites the rules of strategy, is writing a midterm evaluation paper.


Confucius says: Man who robs bank, gives everyone a run for their money.


Confucius says: Man who sells footwear accessories, works on a shoestring budget.


Confucius says: Man who was dude before marriage, is now subdued.