In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything
The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots right back.
Scientists have recently discovered the fossils of a gay dinosaur. The species has been named Mega-Sore-Ass.
Cricket is getting exciting day by day with the introduction of IPL n T20… Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion. (5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
Great students like us work on the principle of rockets - Not that we aim for the skies, but we get to work only when our ass is on fire ;)
Deepa Mehta made a film on lesbians and named it FIRE, now she is making another film on gays. Guess the name? 'BACKFIRE'
The arms of a bargirl from Yale; Were tattooed with the price of the ale And on her behind For the use of the blind Was the same information, in Braille
I must be spending too much time on my computer. At night, instead of dreams, I get screensavers.
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