Monday, November 23, 2009

Other Nuggets of Wisdom...


In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.


Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.


I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything


The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots right back.


Scientists have recently discovered the fossils of a gay dinosaur. The species has been named Mega-Sore-Ass.


Cricket is getting exciting day by day with the introduction of IPL n T20… Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion. (5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.


Great students like us work on the principle of rockets - Not that we aim for the skies, but we get to work only when our ass is on fire ;)


Deepa Mehta made a film on lesbians and named it FIRE, now she is making another film on gays. Guess the name? 'BACKFIRE'


The arms of a bargirl from Yale; Were tattooed with the price of the ale And on her behind For the use of the blind Was the same information, in Braille


I must be spending too much time on my computer. At night, instead of dreams, I get screensavers.

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