Confucius says: A wedding is a public announcement of private intentions.
Confucius says: An MBA always gives sound advice. 99% Sound and 1% advice.
Confucius says: Vocabulary is that which enables a man to describe a beautiful woman without using his hands.
Confucius says: Cricketer who flirts with wrestler's girlfriend, will soon get to know the meaning of a no-ball.
Confucius says: Man who gets stuck in revolving door of beauty parlour, goes around with several girls.
Confucius says: Man with big mouth, must beware of foot.
Confucius says: Chemist who falls into tub of acid, gets absorbed in work.
Confucius says: Man exhibiting diarrhoea of the mouth, is actually suffering from constipation of the brain.
Confucius says: Man who goes to bed with sex problem on mind, wakes up with solution in hand.
Confucius says: Always take life with a pinch of salt.... plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
Confucius Says: Computer Engineer who uses Viagra, wants to convert floppy disk into hard drive.
Confucius says: A passionate kiss is like a spider's web, it invariably leads to the undoing of the fly.
Confucius says: Man who loses 8GB pendrive, suffers from severe memory loss.
Confucius says: Man who ogles at beautiful girls, is trying to get a holistic view.
Confucius Says: Man who plays Counter-Strike on exam night, will suffer a headshot during the exam.
Confucius says: Man who rewrites the rules of management.. is writing an Strategy paper.
Confucius says: Man who studies in the loo on exam day, ends up writing a shitty paper.
Confucius says: Man who eats spicy Diwali delicacies at night, will have fireworks in the loo, the next morning.
Confucius says: Man who spends Diwali in bed with hot girlfriend will have a cracker of a night.
Confucius says: Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug.
Confucius says: Man who takes sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit.
Confucius says: Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Confucius says: Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
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