MBA Specials ;)

Confucius says: Man who is MBA in finance, looks at a girl like a balancesheet - the focus is on the topline and the bottomline.

Confucius says: Man who is MBA in operations, plans his family vacation on a GANTT chart.

Confucius says: Man who is MBA in Marketing is awesome in bed - he knows a lot about positioning, penetration, and customer satisfaction.

Confucius says: Man who can't handle a woman at her worst, doesn't deserve her at her best.

Confucius says: Girl who goes for silicone implants, makes a mountain out of a molehill.

Confucius says: Man caught undergoing facial at womens' beauty parlor, loses face.

Confucius says: Man who puts bottle of fruit juice in suitcase, packs a punch.